Life in the country :)

Playing hide and seek with Catfry.. it was actually pretty hard to see him at some points. But he always hid in the same place...

Granted.. it was a pretty good spot for him.

Then I went for a walk around the neighborhood.

He followed me.. slyly.. so I let him come with me.

We followed the noise and found a beautiful creek.

I'm going off for another adventure tomorrow! We'll see what I can find.

I'm Melissa...

I have no friends. It's probably because I smell like shit. My intelligence level is at an all time low. I only know that because I can't seem to figure out the difference between my brain and my butt.

-Melissa

Dun dun dun.

I've met my arch nemesis. There is a squirrel here the size of a large baby that lives in the backyard. I've been stalking him for a few days now. He'll be dead by next week. Mark my words.

-Catfry

Yet another move..

The other day my best friend and I moved into a new home. It's been great. The people are nice but they speak really strangely. The yard is huge. I haven't quite figured out the doors yet though. I tried to jump through one but I ran into something hard. I think it was the 'window'. That's what they were saying anyway. But it looked open so I tried again. It wasn't open. But this time I left a smudge on it so I knew something invisible was there in my way. So now I'll know it's closed when I can see that huge smudge. Maybe I'll rub some dirt on the outside of the window just to make it extra dirty. I'll never jump into that window again.

Two days later....

They cleaned the window :(

-Catfry

It could be about...

SQUIRRELS!!!! :-P

About that first post...

If every post is going to devolve into a conversation about poop, then I'm going to have fun with this blog. 

#notitle

I posted first!  Everyone else can blow me.

Edit: You're fat. - MH

Edit 2: You lick dog balls. - BH

Edit 3: And you like it. - BH

Edit 4: I just ate a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better statement than that. MH