Friday, February 7, 2014

I'm Melissa...

I have no friends. It's probably because I smell like shit. My intelligence level is at an all time low. I only know that because I can't seem to figure out the difference between my brain and my butt.

-Melissa

10 comments:

  1. Catfry... I'm pretty sure everyone knows that that wasn't me. You write like a cat! What do you have to say to that??

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    1. If you want a good comeback you should go lick your mom's face.

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  2. Well that was uncalled for... I'd slap you but I don't want to get douche bag on my hand.

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  3. You're right.. I'm not smart. Otherwise I would have gotten rid of you a long time ago.

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    1. The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

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  4. Oh my gosh Catfry. You're sleeping outside tonight.

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